Kitchen cabitnets and drawers.
What do all those things have in common? The same thing these do:
Tablecloths on the table.
Piles of folded clothes.
Glasses filled with water.
Dog food bowl.
Ridiculously expensive air purifier.
And anything, absolutely anything, that can be reached.
Figured it out yet?
The answer is Theodore.
is in full blown toddler-ville. If you walk into our house at any given
time you will most likely hear the squeaking of cabinets being opened
and closed, opened and closed, opened and closed...... or see raw eggs
spilled all over the kitchen floor or see the dining room table that is
now devoid of anything because the table cloth and all that sat on top
have been pulled to the ground or towels randomly placed throughout the
house because a cup was spilled or dog food strewn about the floor or,
most recently, the stove being opened. And you will most definitely hear
me and probably all the other children saying, "No sir! You do not
It's a freaking mad house.
Oh, and steps. He recently discovered the steps.
I'm gonna just let that one sink in for a minute.